Mazzaroo's AC Fanmeme

So, I saw this meme a couple weeks ago, and although I found several great versions of it, I couldn't find the blank! All the links to the original that posters had in their comments were bad, so I guess this person isn't on DA anymore, or they removed this meme. That's a shame, cause it's a fun one!

1. Who are you and where do your loyalties lie? Templar or Assassin?
"WHY I NEVER--!" and then Haytham raises that eyebrow, and I remember that there was one fleeting moment of uncertainty in AC3 where I thought, maybe, my future might not be as I thought it was... aaaaaaand then I promptly went back to doing my Assassin thing.

2. Who's your favorite character and why? Draw them shirtless!
Shirtless does not need a reason! Really, though, I think Haytham is my favorite character. It's SUPER close, because I love them all, but Haytham was a really complex, remarkable piece of work that stuck a fork in the fabric of an otherwise potentially plain game and twisted until the whole thing got screwed up and complicated and HYPNOTIZING. Loved it.
Oh, and this www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3fjFt…

3. Yum. Got any fan characters? Introduce them. (No own characters? Draw an Assassin's Creed dance party! Go nuts lol)
As fun as a dance party sounds, I DO have an Assassin's Creed fanfiction somewhere on Fanfiction.net. It's about, well, the French Revolution-- I wrote it in like 2010, and I was pretty excited to see the next AC game is taking place in that time period. It'll be a lot better than that nonsense I wrote four years ago!

4. What would happen if your character/s met Altair? (No characters? Draw yourself instead)
Endless apologies for my very broken French-- learning a new language is hard! I tried to do it without using Google translate. What it should say is, "Strange... He looks just like me. What's your name?" and "He probably doesn't speak French." And the scribbles that are my sacrilegious attempt at Arabic says, roughly, "What the hell?" Someone who spoke and read Arabic most likely would disagree and point out that this is actually the deranged scribbling of a mentally handicapped potato peeler, but unfortunately I don't know a lick of Arabic.

5.  Le gasp! You been sucked into a wormhole and blasted into 1191 AD. What are you doing?
Trying to convince Altair and Malik that just because I knew exactly where the Assassin's bureau is located doesn't make me a spy, and that I would be the smexiest best assassin EVARRRRR.

6. Oh noes! You have been captured by Templars! How do you expect to escape Abstergo?
Escape?! Put me in this damn machine! I want ancestor fun times! ALL MY WANT. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEAASE.

7. Obligatory shipping question. Do you have a favorite ship?
Aww Shaun and Rebecca forever! I'm not sure what Rebecca thinks, but I know Shaun's on board. And they're both still alive! It could still happen!

8. Draw the crackiest pairing you can think of!
This actually makes perfect sense for me. Lol.

9. ROFL! You know what else is fun? Crossovers! Draw a crossover... of doom!
Doom to Ariel's mermaid virginity maybe. IF IT WAS EDWARD. I think Connor is more likely to stammer out an awkward hello and slip into the water while simultaneously inhaling a lungful of seawater than make any flirting progress. Luckily, Ariel will save him and that will start that train.

10. All done now tag someone!
Self-explanatory.